Exhausted and horny but stuck in an office? Heck, that's the title of my autobiography!
If it's any consolation, just be glad women don't have an equivalent to sleep tumecence, where you get so sleepy you get an erection. Or maybe they do but I've not heard about it. Next thing you know your trying to bump it against the underside of your desk without anyone noticing and daydreaming about all your buxom co-workers. Eventually the daydream shifts into a regular dream and the next thing you know you're waking up a few minutes later in shock that you fell asleep in the first place thinking, "focus dammit! Get a hold of yourself!". The adrenaline panic lasts a little bit and then it starts over.
A friend of mine sometimes suggests just going off into the john to masturbate but I have way too slow a fuse for that.
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Date: 2003-07-25 01:25 pm (UTC)If it's any consolation, just be glad women don't have an equivalent to sleep tumecence, where you get so sleepy you get an erection. Or maybe they do but I've not heard about it. Next thing you know your trying to bump it against the underside of your desk without anyone noticing and daydreaming about all your buxom co-workers. Eventually the daydream shifts into a regular dream and the next thing you know you're waking up a few minutes later in shock that you fell asleep in the first place thinking, "focus dammit! Get a hold of yourself!". The adrenaline panic lasts a little bit and then it starts over.
A friend of mine sometimes suggests just going off into the john to masturbate but I have way too slow a fuse for that.
Oh and the fence is in Hannibal missouri.