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Belated interview meme from [livejournal.com profile] anathema666

Anyway, here goes...

1. What is your favourite sexual position? Are you in that position now? Could you be if I phone you in a few minutes?

*ponders cubicle, looking for attachment points* Oh, I think it could be done... Maybe at the expense of traumatizing a few coworkers, but, hey, ya gotta make some sacrifices...

For the record, my current favorite position, as of 9:42am, EST, July 30th, is standing, bent over, with cuffs at any cuffable point. Subject to change without notice, not valid in Tennessee, CA residents add applicable sales tax.

Hmm. Early morning s/m. Like calisthenics, only better for office morale.

2. What accomplishment are you most proud of in your life?
I've been pondering this for a while now, and I'm actually pretty stumped. There've been accomplishments along the way to getting here, but nothing that really stands out above the rest. I think I'll have to go for a really general answer here; feeling like I'm actually maturing in some ways that matter, without stopping having fun at the same time.

3. The talking mascots at Disneyland - fun, scary or sexy?
I've only ever been there once, when I was really, really little, so I don't remember encountering them in person. They kind of creep me out, though. None of the ones I've ever seen actually did talk, and that's kind of freaky to me. They're like giant brightly colored bobble-head mimes. And everyone knows mimes are very scary. Except when they're trying to get you drunk and make you dance. Or learning how to use a potato gun.

4. What is your favourite kind of food (Chinese, Mexican, etc...) and what is your favourite dish?
This always gives me trouble... I'm not, overall, more fond of one type of cuisine than another, and my favorite dishes are from all over. Top on the list is actually a beverage. I could drink lassi 'til the cows come home. At times when I'm feeling truly decadent, I'll drive all over town, picking up beverages one place, desserts another, bread another, etc. It's very silly, but very tasty. In terms of actual dishes... There's a sushi place I like that does a wonderful raw beef with dipping sauce. Can't remember what it's called, though. And I'm very fond of beef carpacchio.

5. What's the easiest way to get you into bed? I'm asking for purely... scientific reasons. Yeah, SCIENTIFIC reasons.

Wellllll... in the interests if science... Being Ana would (hypothetically) help substantially. And don't tell anyone, but I have it from reliable sources that I'm easy. Or at least easy in regards to people with sexy, sexy brains. And fascinations with hot boy-sex. Oh, my, yes. However, for purely scientific reasons, I think experiments on this topic need to be performed.
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