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moominmuppetEmail from a friend of mine today:
Dear Sarah,
HAVE YOU BEEN KIDNAPPED BY ALIENS?
from the local news:
"Woman abducted by Aliens"
(Cleveland) Last week residents on the near Westside reported seeing a very bright light, then their watches stopped and they lost consciousness. They awoke hours later to find their neighbor, Sarah "Sexual Freedom Now!!!" Young, age 27, missing. Members of local LGBT groups, NEOhio Poly Network, Bi and Beyond, the Cleveland Kinkies, the Ohio Gender and Sexuality Freedom Coalition and other radical organizations are holding a candlelight vigil and potluck on Public Square Jan. 3 from 6 to 10 pm, to be followed by a sex party at the Convention Center (formal dress optional: condoms, gloves, dams and lube donated by Body Language).
Police remain baffled by her disappearance and have been flooded by reports of "Sarah sightings".....
Just wondering, haven't heard from you: hope the holidays went well and that you are feeling generally good. Let me know how you've been: also any hot gossip. In case things are really awful, do call and let me know!
Dear Sarah,
HAVE YOU BEEN KIDNAPPED BY ALIENS?
from the local news:
"Woman abducted by Aliens"
(Cleveland) Last week residents on the near Westside reported seeing a very bright light, then their watches stopped and they lost consciousness. They awoke hours later to find their neighbor, Sarah "Sexual Freedom Now!!!" Young, age 27, missing. Members of local LGBT groups, NEOhio Poly Network, Bi and Beyond, the Cleveland Kinkies, the Ohio Gender and Sexuality Freedom Coalition and other radical organizations are holding a candlelight vigil and potluck on Public Square Jan. 3 from 6 to 10 pm, to be followed by a sex party at the Convention Center (formal dress optional: condoms, gloves, dams and lube donated by Body Language).
Police remain baffled by her disappearance and have been flooded by reports of "Sarah sightings".....
Just wondering, haven't heard from you: hope the holidays went well and that you are feeling generally good. Let me know how you've been: also any hot gossip. In case things are really awful, do call and let me know!
