Two and a half more hours...

[moominmuppet]

I'm so damn tired. It's Friday, so the phones are slow. I'm too burnt to really effectively entertain myself online (everything seems to require too much mental effort and/or clarity of thought). And I'm tethered to this desk with a headset.

Oh, thank god, a phone call.

Well, that took all of 55 seconds.

I'm hideously, hideously bored. This only happens when I'm this tired; the rest of the time I can exert the miminal energy necessary to entertain myself in any of a million ways.

I want my brain to work. I wonder if I'm too tired to be entertained by porn. I think I'll go search the Smallville archive.

Expect more grousing here if I find that it doesn't distract me.

Comments

[jenx.livejournal.com]

with only my apple slices to molest

Boredom breeds creativity - I'll whitewash the fence if you can show me how to molest apple slices.

[moominmuppet.livejournal.com]

It's all about the tongue. And imagining they're anything other than apple slices.

[jenx.livejournal.com]

Maybe a half apple, with the core cut out . . .

[moominmuppet.livejournal.com]

Mmmm. That's best with peaches.

Oh dear god. Now I've got an old camp song going through my head...

I like to eat, I like to eat
Apples and Bananas
Apples and Bananas

(normally it's sung through repeatedly, replacing all the vowel sounds consecutively -- "o" is
Oo Looke to oot, Oo looke to oot
ooples oond boonoonoos
ooples oond boonoonoos)


I'm now stuck on
I like to eat, I like to eat
peaches and bananas
peaches and bananas

*snort*

[moominmuppet.livejournal.com]

This is why I shouldn't be allowed to be bored. The result is apparently kinky bi food-fetishizing camp songs. That's just scary.

[calebbullen.livejournal.com]

Or just possibly, (big dramatic pause with deafening silence) Artistic Genius!

[moominmuppet.livejournal.com]

*snort* I suppose one can always hope.

[jenx.livejournal.com]

OMG, I remember that one.

Peanut, peanut butter . . . and jelly.
Peanut, peanut butter . . . and jelly.

First you take the peanuts and you smash 'em, ya smash 'em . . .